When I see my crush at the bar

whatshouldwecallmemaybe:

After 1 drink:

After 3:

After last call:

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Best part of being a guy….peeing while brushing my teeth

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I'm beautiful, in an ugly kind of fucked-up way: If Brit did an Anti Tour...

eryckhappiness:

O HAI. It’s been a while. @mmm_gash challenged me to do this…

So basically, Kylie Minogue is embarking upon her Anti Tour, a tour where she performs unreleased tracks, forgotten album tracks, rarely performed singles and B-sides. Naturally, her fans have eaten that shit right up so if mah gurl…

Britney on the X Factor.
Simon: So what did you think of his performance Britney?
Britney: Well, I thought it was really cool.
Britney: Your vocals were cool.
Britney: The notes you hit, um, yeah, they were very cool.
Britney: And I love your outfit, it's so cool!
Britney: And your energy, it was just...electric. So cool.
Britney: Overall, your performance was just very cool.
Britney: *smiles*
Me at home watching on TV: OMFG I LOVE YOU GORGEOUS HUMAN BEING PRAISE GODNEY
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Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded OFFICIAL TRACKLIST!

1. Roman Holiday
2. Come On A Cone
3. I Am Your Leader Feat. Cam’ron & Rick Ross
4. Beez In The Trap Feat. 2 Chainz
5. HOV Lane
6. Roman Reloaded Feat. Lil Wayne
7. Champion Feat. NAS, Drake & Young Jeezy
8. Right By My Side Feat. Chris Brown
9. Sex In the Lounge Feat. Lil Wayne & Bobby V
10. Starships
11. Pound The Alarm
12. Whip It
13. Automatic
14. Beautiful Sinner
15. Marilyn Monroe
16. Young Forever
17. Fire Burns
18. Gun Shot Feat. Beenie Man
19. Stupid Hoe

Deluxe Edition

20. Turn Me On
21. Va Va Voom
22. Masquerade

Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded will be in stores and on iTunes April 3, 2012!

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